Pineapple Express

(41 customer reviews)

$625.00 - $0.00

Batch Date: December 18, 2018

Pineapple Express combines the potent and flavorful forces of parent strains Trainwreck and Hawaiian. The smell is likened to fresh apple and mango, with a taste of pineapple, pine, and cedar. This hard-hitting sativa-dominant hybrid provides a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes.

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Once you place an order, it automatically goes ON-HOLD.

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You will also be sent a payment confirmation email as well.

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Why?

Our payment cut off time is 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) meaning, payments made before 1PM on the business day of shipping will be accepted within an hour or so and the order will be shipped out as well.

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This allows you to build your own half pound while paying the closest and most preferred half pound price for all the strains you've selected.

If you wanted less variety, anything with 3 or more ounces qualifies you for 35% off your entire order

- With 3 Quarter Pounds, you get 10% off and with 4 Quarter Pounds you get 15% off

These discounts do not apply to Hash / Kief / Shatter / Concentrates, only Cannabis Flowers.

Whichever option you choose, the dollar $ automatically ends up being very close or on par with one another.
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A boveda package is a humidity package which can improve the quality of marijuana cannabis by setting the flower to the right humidity level.

Here is a short video on how it works :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdwY8-FPXqE

This is very popular and keeps your flower super fresh, and gives it the best potential for the highest quality smoke possible =)
We ship your package with the utmost and vigorous high quality standards.

Your products are vacuum sealed TWICE into a smell proof bag which eliminates all odors to provide you a discrete and secure shipment right to your door.

We then package your sealed products into an Amazon style Parcel box, with tissue paper to conceal the contents, and tape your box with tamper tape.

The tamper tape is to provide you peace of mind that nobody has tampered with your shipment during shipment time =).

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UPDATED May 12, 2019

All strains provide great medicinal effects for;
ANXIETY, STRESS, CHRONIC PAIN, ARTHRITIS, INSOMNIA

Here are some of Tony's personal strain suggestions =),

BC BIG BUD - Great classic bang for buck strain with nice caked big nugs

Sugar Shack - super classic strain with a rich aroma, nice dense nugs, nice burning, fantastic bang for buck batch

Purple Nuken - bang for buck, great for day time usage.. caked good burn, white ash, quality smoke

Purple Thunder - super potent, smells like dank bud, shit gets you good!

Bruce Banner - Covered in caked with trichomes. Super Potent and sticky

Godfather OG - top notch.. high in THC very potent, super caked and dense nugs

Green Farm's Jet Fuel OG - Jumbo nugs, beautiful covered in cake + trichomes rich explosion kush smell , super potent

California Haze - oh god, super potent weed for the price, and AMAZING smell. I LOVE IT

Rockstar Bubba Kush - Super potent, super skunky and gassy.

Green Farm's Animal Cookies - Great aroma, caked, and purple buds, Perfect for a wake n bake

$100 OG- Great Bang for buck strain

Black Diesel - Great sweet nose with great large dense nugs. Perfect as a daytime strain.

Grease Monkey - Super potent and Great smoke Can't go wrong with this one!

Tony's Violator - Need something to wake n bake? This one is the perfect one!!

Tony's Black Tuna - Great couch locking strain at a lower price point. Nice and dense nugs!

41 reviews for Pineapple Express

  1. Dillon (verified owner)

    Only got this once a while back, but I’ve been waiting for it to return ever since! This shit was amazing. flavour, smell, bag appeal, high. AMAZING. I now know why this strain has its own movie 😀

  2. gelatoblunts (verified owner)

    QUADCITY. This strain was AMAZING. POTENT, FRESH, AND DELICIOUS! Overall – 9.4/10 -AAAA+ (if it was just more potent, this bud would be fuckin perfect)

  3. Alexandre Joannette (verified owner)

    that last batch is amazing, you can’t go wrong with the price!

  4. Dana Day (verified owner)

    Smelled like citrus gasoline… Hit like a Mack truck and left me loopy for more of those popcorn kernels of joy. 11/10

  5. Eric (verified owner)

    sticky bud with a tropical aroma!

  6. Roger C. (verified owner)

    Very nice looking cake but small buds but amazing favour for the price

  7. Jerome S. (verified owner)

    Hands down one of the top 5 strains I have smoked. It smells exactly like the name!! Delicious!!

  8. Roger (verified owner)

    Small nuggets but great smoke good taste and smell.

  9. SoulSurfer (verified owner)

    Best smell and taste ever. These little nuggets are insanely full of terps. Taste extends to the smoke as well. Very nice. If it was still in stock I would come back for more.

  10. Alexandre (verified owner)

    Amazing high worth the price!

  11. Alexander (verified owner)

    Awesome dank little buds with a wonderful high.

  12. Niko

    This is in my top 10 favourite strains love the taste and the aroma on this one

  13. Morgan (verified owner)

    This pineapple is honestly of the best ive ever tried, such a strong smell thag leaves your whole house dankin, nugs were small but dense and over 10/10

  14. bong (verified owner)

    This P.E. is good i find it has a very chemically smell and taste but it hits very smooth through the bong. For the price i was expecting a bit more to be honest but it is very nice.

  15. Michel (verified owner)

    awesome nugs here ! Great taste, wicked buzz! Don’t miss out on this smoke.

  16. Michel (verified owner)

    Some awesome nugs here ! Great taste, wicked buzz! Don’t miss out on this smoke.

  17. Andrew (verified owner)

    Small firm nugs , well trimmed and no bottom of bag . Very strong smell of citrus and something i quite cant pin point but i really love the smell. Taste is solid and buzz is of a high quality sativa !!

  18. don (verified owner)

    My all time favorite sativa experience. Smelled like pineapple very strong on the nose with this One! High was very relaxed yet extremely euphoric

  19. whitney

    Love this strain , a friend of mine ordered this stuff , wow.. Deffinetly a good sativa , has a fire tropical smell to it would buy this if it was in stock for oz’s!

  20. Matt (verified owner)

    Hands down the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked
    It’s actually very scientific lol . Great strain!

  21. Colby H (verified owner)

    Very disappointed with this order. Got a QP, and it was bone dry. Had 3-4 grams of shake in it, which I believe was made when it was vacuum sealed because it is so dry it crushed and crumbled the brittle flower, and I have to be very careful when handling it. A little bit stemy. Looks dull and lifeless compared to the pictures. Was very excited about this strain, so I’m very dissapointed, especially since it’s a pricier strain. It did smell good, and probably had a lot of potential. Hopefully I just got the end of an old batch, and a fresh batch will be far better.

  22. Caleb (verified owner)

    This stuff was really smooth really small buds but well worth it I found it had a pinapple mango smell to it and burned nice white ash well worth the price

  23. eddie (verified owner)

    the reviews speak for them self here, this is some nice bud, can smoke this all day long and not get bored of it.

  24. Johnathan (verified owner)

    Taste: Tropical, Fruity, Citrus [*****]
    Smell: Sour, Sweet, just like pineapples [*****]

    “Perfect daytime high”

  25. jagjit (verified owner)

    Super fire, anyone that loves sticky yet cured bud with a wicked nose and an amazing high to match should try, quads for sure!

  26. Jeremy T (verified owner)

    This is one of my favourite strains and the bag I got from cheapweed is an excellent example of why. It smells amazing with a gassy/tropical intensity that translates exceptionally well to the ultra smooth taste. It is the kind of weed you want to smoke just for the taste. It offers a great sativa buzz that has little burn out and makes for a great daytime high.

  27. Patricia B (verified owner)

    Oh pineapple express…how i love thee. The fresh taste and amazing pinepple smells arent even the beat thing about it! I indulged mid afternoon, and Im sure i wouldve been giggling if anyone else were around!! Instead i entered into a very intense dance party for one. Some of my best moves are thanks to P.E. Then i cleaned the whole house…and still had loads of energy. Love the smooth and focused/creative buzz.

  28. Harrison C (verified owner)

    It really smells like pineapples

  29. Fred B (verified owner)

    Really nice trimming, tight and dense buds. It’s gonna blow your head 😛

  30. tjh (verified owner)

    100% to blow your hair back. Top notch and always a favorite of mine. Just got some in the mail today and already ordering more.

  31. Kieran S

    Really nice stuff, unreal smell! Nice light green and orange sticky buds. Potent sativa high. Awesome bud overall 🙂

  32. Charles B (verified owner)

    This strain is in my top 3 and just after I opened the bag the “skunky/sour/pineapple” smell just go everywhere in the room. White hash and nice fresh taste. Really worth a try. Chuck Nicefield (@chucknicefieldqc – Instagram )

  33. Bom R (verified owner)

    Best sativa around has a very potent taste and smell very happy with this one

  34. Troy A (verified owner)

    Got this in the sample pack. Top 2 for taste and nose along with twisted citrus. I’ve had PE from another mom, but this blows it out of the water!

  35. Blaise W

    Had in the sampler pack oz. Great nose great high awesome smoke. Definitely want to buy in the future.

  36. Wim S

    Very potent relaxing sativa high. Smell is amazing, definitely the best batch of pineapple express I have had.

  37. s_J (verified owner)

    I’m loving the smell on this one. Very stinky, gooey tropical smelling buds and smokes great too. I will definitely buy again!

  38. Stephane F (verified owner)

    Wow, very different bud. Smells super gassy, almost paint fumes like with some crazy fruity, earthy background. Rather strong immediate head high, relaxing, heavy, this is a great strain if you don’t want a strong body buzz. Amazing in the bong. Glad I got some.

  39. Dadsfordad (verified owner)

    Honestly some of the best tasting and smelling weed I’ve had to date. Really hope this come back in stock!! Wow.

  40. marcel (verified owner)

    nice one day smoke

  41. JCallabas (verified owner)

    small nugs but fire… have yet to smoke it

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